Coworker evaluating a stack of resumes: "This guy blatantly lies on his resume. Nobody has 15 years of Perl experience!"
Me: Um... I do.
Me: (thinks a bit) 1991. Either July or August. Perl was at 4.032 or 4.033 if I recall. That would be (thinks for a second) 19 years!
C.e.a.s.o.r: (look on his face of shock and horror) Oh. I guess he isn't lying.
Me: Damn kids! Get off my lawn!
(this happened last year... I delayed this post so-as to obscure any possibility of identifying information)