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**Groan**

In the spirit of the holidays:

#!/bin/santash

# Santa Claus is coming to town

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa_claus town

cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >coal
cat list | grep nice >gift
santa_claus town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'

for goodness_sake; do
be_good;
done

From http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html, among other places.